Once upon a time there was a Baby Cottontail......
Who begged to pose in trees for Mama Bunny {that’s me}. But it wasn’t always that way. Who begs to pose in trees? You would pose too if it happened to you! Here’s how it all started…
One day, Mama Bunny was busy in the kitchen making sweet lil’ bunbun cupies. Meanwhile in the backyard, Baby Cottaintail bounced around dropping poopie-pellets amongst the pretty pansies.....SUDDENLY.....
BONK! Down dropped an egg and boo boo’d the bunny’s batoot.
“Mama! My badonka-donk is hurty! WAAAAH! {sniffle-sniff}” Out dashed {me}, Mama Bunny. “Let’s turn this lil’ frownie upside downsie & play a game! Get pumped....
If you hop up in this tree & take a picture for me… I’ll let you eat a cupie for free!”
Obviously, he hustled up that tree and posed {busting out his best silly daddy face}. But he remembered that his baby bum was still bruised and now whenever he sees eggs he begs for cupcakes :( Silly Bunny!!!!
Moral of the story? Pooping leads to posing which equals eating cute bunny cupies.
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